Sunday, November 20, 2011

Listen up, you Mothertuckers!!!


I just got home from a long weekend in New York and I had a fantastic time!  My brother in law, Paul, is a Drag Queen and he and I took the entire ride home to discuss his act.  I love him, but he goes for Fish (natural) instead of the crazy, fun, over the top look that sells tickets to shows. 
            So instead of just telling him that and not doing anything about it, I decided to help.  I’m going to be a Fairy Dragmother!  I love Paul, who’s stage name is Dee-Licious, and I want to see him shine like the star he is!
            “Beating your face” is a Drag term meaning to make your face absolutely over the top perfect- literally to beat it into submission. Born a guy?  Fuck it- slap enough shit on your face and you can pass for Nicki Minaj!  I actually have been told I look like a Drag Queen when I do my makeup so I figured that with a little practice and studying, I won’t have a problem helping him sort it all out- with how perfect he already is, it’s gonna be a cinch!